Madonna and Guy Ritchie Reach Divorce Settlement

Madonna and soon to be ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, have reportedly reached tentative high-dollar divorce settlement in which Guy will receive many millions of dollars, but according to a source, the settlement has not yet been finalized.

Guy Ritchie, a London movie director, will reportedly walk away with many assets totaling over $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a large cash settlement.

Madonna will keep her New York home and most of her considerably large fortune estimated at nearly $600 million.

The couple have reportedly reached a compromise regarding the children, Lourdes, 12, who is the daughter of Madonna and ex Carlos Leon, and two sons Rocco, 8, and adopted son David, 3.

An insider who has commented on the situation said "Guy has always been very popular with women. They have thrown themselves at him throughout his marriage but he has always been utterly faithful. Now it's all over, he plans to have a little fun - something that has been missing from his life for far too long."

Here in happier days, Guy Ritchie and Madonna arrive at the world premiere of 'RocknRolla' at the Odeon cinema, Leicester Square on September 1, 2008 in London, England.

Madonna Takes a Swipe at the Emotionally Retarded While on Sticky and Sweet Tour

One day after announcing her intent to divorce Guy Ritchie, while on her Sticky and Sweet Tour, Madonna dedicates a song to the "emotionally retarded".

It is not clear if she was dedicating the song to Guy Ritchie. Madonna's worth is estimated at nearly $600 million and with no prenuptial agreement in place, Guy Ritchie stands to gain half of that sum at nearly $300 million.

Here, Madonna attends a screening of 'Filth and Wisdom' hosted by The Cinema Society and Dolce and Gabbana at the IFC Center on October 13, 2008 in New York City.

That Did Not Take Long! Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, A-Rod, Are Romantic

Only this morning did Madonna's spokeswoman announce that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was over after 7 1/2 years and now only a few hours later, it is announced that Madonna and A-Rod are romantic, according to Us Magazine. Boy, that did not take long!

According to an insider, "Guy is not involved in this equation. With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing." I bet that hurts Guy, especially the part about him not being involved.

Here, Madonna attends a screening of 'Filth and Wisdom' hosted by The Cinema Society and Dolce and Gabbana at the IFC Center on October 13, 2008 in New York City.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Splitting Up

British newspapers are reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are splitting up and want a divorce to be completed by Christmas. A statement on the couple's future will soon be released, according to The Daily Mail.

Earlier this year in July, Madonna was rumored to have had a relationship with New York Yankees baseball star Alex Rodriquez. At the time, Alex Rodriguez refused to comment on his relationship with Madonna, and Madonna denied any romantic involvement with the slugger in a statement posted on people.com. "My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce," Madonna said.

Then, in October of this year, Madonna and Alex were spotted out together sparking new rumors that their affair isn't over yet. Us Magazine reports:

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com. They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.

"They seemed very close," a source told Usmagazine.com.

Here, Guy Ritchie and Madonna arrive at the world premiere of 'RocknRolla' at the Odeon cinema, Leicester Square on September 1, 2008 in London, England.

Madonna's Ex BFF, Sandra Bernhard, Says Madonna Looks Like Dyan Cannon

Remember in the 80s when Madonna and Sandra Bernhard were best friends until they had a big falling out? Well, recently Sandra says she saw Madonna in the gym and that she looked like Dyan Cannon. Sandra stated "I saw her at the gym and she looked like Dyan Cannon...all straggly and [bleep]." Meow!

Today, Madonna has aged but she certainly does not look like Dyan Cannon.

Here, actress/comedian Sandra Bernhard attends the opening night of 'Sandra Bernhard: Everything Bad and Beautiful' after party at Splash April 5, 2006 in New York City. This is the most recent picture we could find of Sandra Bernhard. Is she working?